Donkey Kong 64 Rap

DK64 Rap

Cranky Kong gets busy on the turntables. Perhaps Funky Kong is doing the rapping, however he never appears. You can tell that the song was inspired by Run DMC.


So they are finally here performing for you
If you know the words you can join in too
Put your hands together if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap

Huh! DK Donkey Kong

He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He's finally here to kick some tail
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew

Huh! DK Donkey Kong
Huh! DK Donkey Kong is here

This Kong's got style so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop she's one cool Kong

Huh! DK Donkey Kong

He has no style He has no grace
This Kong's got a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms just for you
He can inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune

Huh! DK Donkey Kong
Huh! DK Donkey Kong is here

He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware cause he's after you

Huh! DK Donkey Kong

Finally he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong it isn't funny
He'll make a Kremling cry out for mummy
He can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow He can't jump high
But this Kong is one hell of a guy

Huh! Come on Cranky - Take it to the fridge

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smell,
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells

Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smell
Grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells
(fade out)